Gene Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

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