How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!