How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!