What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar