What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Previous Random Joke Next

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry