What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same