What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.