What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.