What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.