What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD