What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.