What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.