Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Dragon Ball Jokes More Dragon Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft