Because the prick's behind the wheel
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A flat miner
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
A-flat minor.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
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A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Battle Royale with cheese.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Very exciting
You push it.
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
They both nailed a 2x4.
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
By sending in millions of Muslims
Nun
He drops it like it's hot.
They're drop dead gorgeous!
