Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

1980 Jokes More 1980 Jokes

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.