Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

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THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.