Because the prick's behind the wheel
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A flat miner
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
A-flat minor.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
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You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
He fell on his ash.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Bean working very hard today !
A gorillian dollars
To learn about gorilla warfare.
Because he had no nuts.
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
Because they MINE as a job.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
CBA
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
