What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.