What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.