What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.