What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.