Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.