Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.