They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Push it down a hill.
Push it down hill.
A condescending con descending.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
Step one Step two Step three
It's intense!
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Spring break. BA DUM TISS