What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.