The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
He works it out with a pencil! =
both can be solved with a coat hanger
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Houston, I have a problem."
A condescending con descending.
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
Nap-kin
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
It was dynamite!"