What's the difference between a cloths ...

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!