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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.