What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's