What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.