What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.