Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!