South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.