South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.