South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.