South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What is the unit of power?

Yes.