South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.