South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.