South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

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Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!