What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.