When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.