Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!