What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.