What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.