Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.