Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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Coffee Mug
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Piece of cake.
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Because he was a medium
They both love stoning women.
Because Ken came in another box.
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
The CI, eh?
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
His leg was in a cast.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
Lets get Jobs!
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?
