Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.