Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.