Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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Coffee Mug
because Ken always came in another box.
because he always came in another box.
Because Ken came in a different box.
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Because Ken came in another box.
It's pump-ken time
Ken came in a different box.
He's a chic Ken.
A. A Barbecue!
Because Ken always came in another box.
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Barbie Q !
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Barbie-Q!
Barbie-Q
A top-of-the-lime model.
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
Because everyone there hates integration.
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Piece of cake.
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)
Driving at midnight.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The lift attendants have jobs.
His homemade Bris-kit.
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.