Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Toy Box Jokes More Toy Box Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!