Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Toy Box Jokes More Toy Box Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"