Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Bison
A sandy hook
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Depends what you want it to change into...
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Give me 10! dollars
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he was checking her out.
It bucked!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.