How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.