What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.