What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook