What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*