What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit