What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.