What type of punch hurts kids the most?

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..