A Sandy Hook survivor
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Sandy Hook
A sandy hook
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
A sandy hook.
Sandy Hook.
Sandy hook.
A Sandy Hook.
Empty Magazines.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Elon Musk
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Kay (K).
Because they can't even!
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
