Sandy Hook Jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Spin doctors !