Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.