Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.