Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl