Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.