What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!