What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!