Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"