Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.