Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.