Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin