What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.