Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Who is it?

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.