You can drop her off anywhere.
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If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
It's usually a sorted affair.
I don't have 2020 vision.
Roberto
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Because she was his sole mate.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth
My zipper
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
