You can drop her off anywhere.
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If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
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zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
The punchline is too long.
You wake up wet !
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
buns
Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...
A Hobo Sapien.
A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better
A: Highway 55.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
