Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Tweak Jokes More Tweak Jokes

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.