Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.