You can drop her off anywhere.
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Coffee Mug
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
How are you vealing?
A punchline.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Drops it like it's hot.
He was hit by a truck.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Muay Thai
A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.