BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
Barack-oli