Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.