Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.