Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.