What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.