What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes