Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp