Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.