Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*