Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.