Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset