Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.