Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.