What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!