What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.