What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.