What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.