What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !