Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.