Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you