Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you