What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Cantaloupe

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Because he cantaloupe.

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Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.