What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.