What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.