What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.