Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
The Captain's Log.
A square one.*
Ubisoft
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Werewolf: Search me!
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
Toast-tah-dahs!
