What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What is Bing's most searched word ?

Chrome

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!