Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
because they never drink alone.
They want to have it before it's cool.
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Because he got cold feet.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Running a Backgroud Check.
A search and SEIZURE
Toast-tah-dahs!
