What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.