What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.