What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)