How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.