How do u tell the population of a small...

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.