Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

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I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron