Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.