How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!