How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What is censorship?

removed

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.