How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.