They use a sea lion.
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Remove an electron.
You remove an electron from a Seal!
Orff Orff Orff Orff!"
an electron
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
An ion!
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
A Brazilian
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Me: I do.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Kermit The Frog's finger.
Can you smell carrot?
He wears a coat and pants.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
She was always using fowl language.
Their pacifists
Cod dam
Pick a cod, any cod!
