How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.