How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!