How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!