How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single