How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single