How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.