Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss